I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
A lady runs into a police station and yells "help, help". I've been graped then a police officer says "Do you mean raped". The girl then replies "No there was a bunch of em".
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
ha! it asked me submit a joke but then i realized im the joke
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
play: "joke_start_3" play:"punchline_3" play:"laugh_6"
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight............do you think he saw us
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Cakatoo” “Cakatoo who?” “So you’re a Rooster now?”
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
I give these jokes a 9/11
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
I heard a joke about chocolate
It wasn’t that funny
I just Snicker-ed
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT..
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
