How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!
If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week." They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
i'm so lonely, even the alphabet says 'HI'.. 'JK'
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's
A puma was making another puma laugh that puma that was laughing said “Stop making me laugh I’m gonna puma pants”
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
How dose a octopus laugh ? Bubel bubele
Mississippi
Girls are missing a pp
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Left, center,right and apolitical also skeptical are also a joke.
U wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still workin on it!😂
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
She blew on it and it went hard
huggy wuggy big big huggy wuggy big big big big huggy wuggy laugh luagh smooch smooch huggy wuggy *insert clapping noise*
