People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I’d explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

Why did half of the world to go hell? Because the were laughing at morbid jokes (You’ve been warned)

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s humerus.

How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???

TEN-TICKLES

I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.

Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu’s

What do you call a deer with no eyes

No-eye-deer (no idea)

One man walked into a bar, a second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle? - a Yamahahahaha

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

“Don’t sneeze”

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.

Also,

“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best

Why cant I drink tea??

Because I laugh to much TEEEEEHEHEEE

How do chemists laugh?

HeHe

Why didn’t anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

what do you call a fake noodle…An imposta [hysterical laugh]

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. – Well they’re not laughing now!

my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone

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