Little Johnny is in class one day and little Timmy starts laughing. The teacher says what's so funny? He said I can see your bra strap. The teacher says don't come back to class for a week, so he get up and walked out. A few minutes later little Billy starts laughing, and she ask what's funny now? Little Billy said I can see both of your bra straps. The teacher says get out of my class room for a month. So little Billy got pissed he walked out and slammed the door, this scared the teacher and she dropped the chalk. She picked it up then she stood back up and she sees little Johnny walking out of the classroom. She asked where do you think your going? He said well teach after what I saw I'm done with school for a lifetime.
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
It's always the little things that makes us laugh
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
what does michael say when he laughs? hehe
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing. Her momma said Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your under-ware. Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed, she knew she wasn't wearing no under-ware.
Ahaha I’m laugh because my friend so black his mama kill it the clown
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
who wants to laugh about life with me
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe
“Don’t sneeze”
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends I would always tell them “Don’t sneeze” and when I did they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed we laughed even harder.
Also,
“It dangles and swung” Language art quizzes are the best
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