Laugh Jokes

How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.

I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.

Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."

U wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still workin on it!😂

Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

How do chemists laugh?

HeHe.

Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?

Because they were too cheesy!

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Who wants to laugh about life with me?

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.