Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
It's always the little things that make us laugh.
