Last Will Jokes

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight

Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.

student: why does everyone hate me

another student: Because U got The A last night

Imagine if a disabled persons last name was runner or walker 😬😂

ill never forget my grandpas last words you need to park alittle closer

I will never forget my grandpas last words, Hold the ladder!

planes shouldn't have free wifi. why? because the last time they had free wifi, well here's what happened... on september eleventh 2001, (children scream)

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11

Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

Can u imagine what was the last thing that went through there brains

The knee caps

Why don't we have female magicians 'Cause the last ones got hang

I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night

what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

“Last night i had a meme”

Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right

I had a dream of skiing.

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair. The man who controls the chair asks for any last words. The prisoner reply’s with: “Can you hold my hand?”