Last will jokes

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

Why don't we have female magicians?

'Cause the last ones got hanged.

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

What's ALS?

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

I'll never forget my grampa's last words, "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?

His arse.

I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣