yo momma is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
yo mumma so fat i took a photo of her last year and its still printing.
I will never forget my grandpas last words, Hold the ladder!
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣
What was Stephen Hawking's last words? What's ALS?
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
