Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?
"Last night I had a meme."
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week?
Everyone was furious, but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."