Last will jokes

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words:

"What the fuck is in this drink?"

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!

I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.

I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.