Last will jokes

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.

I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.

When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.

So they can let me down one last time.

When was the last time you saw yourself in the mirror?

Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

What did MLK Jr. say when he spent the night on the internet?

"Last night I had a meme."

What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"

"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"

Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?

Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!

Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?

Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?

Bianca: It's Bianca!

Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.