Last will jokes

Whale

Last week I went on a whale watch.

After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.

Fat

You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.

Coconut

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

Memes

Needle

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

Head

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

Woman

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Sex

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Handicap

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Man

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Name

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

Body

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Grandpa

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Ball

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.