A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Last Will Jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.
The last two presidents of the US.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.
