Last will jokes
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.