Last will jokes
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. Itâs a tough nut to crack.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Memes
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least thereâs one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasnât last seen on foot.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, âMan, itâs hard to think of something when your life is on the line.â
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesnât last as long for fat people.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!