Last will jokes

Woman

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Sex

Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"

Handicap

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Man

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Memes

Sibling

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Name

What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?

The last names after marriage!

Body

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Grandpa

I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

Ball

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Reaction

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Word

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”

Covid

The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.

Chainsaw

I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"

Name

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

Mama

Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.

Lucky for me I'm only 210.

Shooting

Mr. Beast challenge in Memphis be like: last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars.