What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
