What were Stephen Hawking last words?
*Windows turning off*
I'll remember my last words...."SORRY IM NOT SORRY"
Friend Hey did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kanes is amazing! What did you do this weekend I did-
Me Dude are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Mr.beast challenge in Memphis be like last one to survive the shooting wins 1 million dollars
The last two presidents of the US
Knock knock Who’s there Cabbage Cabbage who Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said i love you
Ferb is older than Phineas because his last line
Ferb:I’m boutta blow this $&#t
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".
Went home with a woman last night, I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel
I say Mongrel, it was her Downsyndrome Son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I remember my grandfathers last words:
Are you holding the ladder
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
Did you hear that oxygen and magneseum hooked up last night? OMg!
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama
The last names after marriage
