My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
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I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I'd strangle
I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city
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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
