Last will jokes

I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."

Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."

Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."

Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."

My last thought: Am I a murderer?

My girlfriend's last words:

"I can’t wait to become a mom!"

What was the last thing that went through PH's head?

Water and smoke.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."