Last will jokes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"

I still remember my grandpa's last words: "Turn the lawn mower off!"