Language jokes
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
El, can you grab me that bow?
Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don't you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, "No, I only want one."
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, I tried. I tried harder this time. I'll try again. Sorry, I can't delete things.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
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What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
Scree.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
No way, Jose!