Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
Language Jokes
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
No way, Jose!
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
What do you call someone without a body?
Nobody.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
Do you know Candice?
Candice dick fit in your mouth!
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."
Trashy pig woman: "Why?"
Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.
U geiy haha lol.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Drawned.
