Language jokes
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
What is a joke?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I weeee is?
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!