Language jokes
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I weeee is?
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What nut is broken? A silly nut!
What has a dog?
People.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂