Language jokes
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? đźŹ
What is a joke?
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
What is the difference between a comma and a period?
A comma gives you a pause, but a period gives you sleep.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
I weeee is?
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! đź‘Ł