Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
Language Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
What do you call a?
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
