Language jokes
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
Bee Jokes:
"Hello."
"Oh, hello, Buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing!" (Laughs)
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes, dude!" (Laughs)
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon." (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind!" (Laughs)
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
What do you call a?
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Is "buttcheek" one word, or should I spread them?
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Si, papi?