Language jokes

A German soldier is walking down the street during a hail storm when a lady suddenly falls over after being hit. He, along with a few others, walk over to her. One man asks, "What happened?" and the soldier replies, "Hail hit her."

I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in ten did.

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable.

What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?

Gracias.

What do you call a roach in milk?

A roach con leche. 😂

What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?

Rogue Juan.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.

If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.

I walked into a store, and I pointed a stick to the roof and said, "This is a stick up!"

Dick.

What do you call an Italian with an anesthetic?

Ruberto

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate nine.

A single sentence walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

What did the sushi say to the bee?

"Wasuuubi!"

"Herro, I cannot see my eyes."

What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.