What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Max's joke is literally a joke.
Grammar: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
Cha Ching.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
