Land Jokes

Kobe: stop doing dark humor!

Me:why they dont land well together ?

Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge

There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

i would say a 9/11 joke but it wouldnt land well

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well

Maybe the Ocean is salty because the land never waves back

I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and an airplane landing strip? Don’t know, neither did my dad

my mum found a chest that was wet and it had a child in it she asked me what it was for i said i put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are ded

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

I tried dressing up as the plane that crash into the twin towers for the office costume party It didn't land too well

would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert

Happy land for kids Hello guys imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want with out parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call "Happy world for kids". Leave a comment telling me what it be called! enjoy! :)