I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldnât really land well
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling âgold!â and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted âpillows!â and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted âweeeeeeeee!â
Maybe the Ocean is salty because the land never waves back
Your forhead is so big you could have put a H for kobe to land on
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
why are cheetahs the best animals? The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour. A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds. Cheetahs are extremely fast however they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue. Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 â 60 kilograms. One way to always recognise a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called âtear linesâ and scientists believe they help protect the cheetahâs eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances. Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs. While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day. A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away. Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision. With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight. Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
One day a child walks along and asksâ mother why am I called butterflyâ the mother repliesâ a butterfly landed on you as a babyâ A minute later another child comes along and saysâ mother why and I called featherâ the mother then replied âbecause a feather fell on your head when you where bornâ then Brick comes along and says â ahahhsdjsjskxsâ
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom's reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom's reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins he has all power but he wonât abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea thatâs Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different. Our lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven the promise land only as long as we believe heâs real and always here. Donât let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our lord. This is your choice believe and go to Heaven or donât believe and go to Hell a eternal death make a choice.
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Yo mama so fat when she landed to the earth the earth cracked like eggs LOL
Iâd make a Kobe joke it just wouldnât land right
yo hairline so large you could land a fighter jet on it