Land Jokes

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Which country can swim?

Finland. Get it? Fin Land?

Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.

There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?

They left someone for memories!

Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.

A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.

When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.

"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.

I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.