One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo
the terrorists lost there landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closet building becuse religon
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn't wave back🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
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There were four people who went to land... only three returned..... Why??? They left someone for memories!!!!
i would say a 9/11 joke but it wouldnt land well
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree witch one is gonna land first ? The leaf because the rope stops the emo kid
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
yo hairline so large you could land a fighter jet on it
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
what do you call a octopuse on land?a spider duh
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need. Grenades, guns, ammo unless it was bolted down it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude. When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?", he asks. "Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
