Lack jokes
I don't know what to write here, just like...
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why does my brother have no mom?
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."