Lack jokes
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.