Lack jokes
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.
Pussy, no pussy.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Why can’t skeletons fight? They don’t have the guts.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
How do you know cat's don't always land on their feet? Mufasa.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
I got nothing.
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!