Lack jokes
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
I can't think of any jokes.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What kind of band never plays music?
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
What's an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
What is the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.