Kobe jokes

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

Dead.

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!