Kobe Jokes

When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter

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I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News

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Kobe: stop doing dark humor!

Me:why they dont land well together ?

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

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i saw a helicopter fly next minute i knew kobe was on the news

I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?

I was going to post a kobe briant joke but the site crashed

What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”