Kobe jokes
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Dead.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!