Kobe jokes
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Dead.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Haha, dead.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.