Kobe Jokes

Your forhead is so big you could have put a H for kobe to land on

What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE CHOPPA

Kobe: stop doing dark humor!

Me:why they dont land well together ?

I would make a joke about Kobe but I don't think it would fly very well

What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's Passing!

Why can you dsy Kobe even though you missed? Because he didnt land either

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead so I leaned in and said "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed"

This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"

What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”