Ya know I'm not to I to black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!!!
Her: I love kobe bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good
kobe got irl canceled
Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell Kobe. He didn't make it either
If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
I’d make a Kobe joke it just wouldn’t land right
i saw a helicopter fly next minute i knew kobe was on the news
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
I don’t know why people don’t say Cobain because I’m pretty sure Kirk Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well
Dead
What do you say when going for a dunk in basket ball
Kobe crash
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail
