Kobe jokes
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Kobe got irl canceled.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.