Kobe jokes
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.