"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Haha, dead.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
