Kobe jokes
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Kobe got irl canceled.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.