Kobe jokes

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

What did the helicopter say?

Helicopter: "Kobe!"

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Kobe never died, he just faded away.

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

Why can't Kobe go shopping?

He's dead.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.