Kobe jokes
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
Kobe was a bloody legend. Now he's just bloody.
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Kobe got irl canceled.
Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Haha, dead.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.