Kobe jokes
Dead.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.