Kobe jokes

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Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?