Kobe Jokes

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes. They never land well.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in calabasas

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn

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what bee is terrible at flying kobee

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE CHOPPA

Kobe bryant helicopter crash jokes daily

This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"

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What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died

Kobe never missed a shot but he missed the helipad

I’m going to hell!!!

kobe played i spy and he said i spy a mountain

Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.

Stop making jokes bout Kobe

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions