Kobe jokes
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa