What did the helicopter say to the mountain? Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already
egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, mf look like a damn balloon. call me kobe cause im finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo parents. mr clean, bootleg saitama lookin ass mfer. no hair? :(
I was going to post a kobe briant joke but the site crashed
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette he will be warm for a short time, But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter
Yo mama so stupid she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes. They never land well.
Kobe bryant helicopter crash jokes daily
Your forehead so big i think thats what Kobe crashed into
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
1v1 said kobe lebron james says ok bet and bet the money bro ok lets get it
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash? Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions