Kobe Jokes

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.