Kobe

Kobe jokes

Land

Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?

Because he didn't land either.

Death

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

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  • Head

    Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

    Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

    Kobe Bryant

    You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

    Crash

    Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

    Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

    Legend

    Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

    Accident

    What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

    They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

    Crash

    This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

    Irony

    Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

    Hairline

    @ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

    Pilot

    What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

    The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

    Wow, that was explosive!

    Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!