Kobe jokes
Stop making jokes about Kobe.
Dead.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.