Kobe jokes

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."