Kobe jokes

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.