Kobe jokes

What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.

Wow, that was explosive!

Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!

People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.

Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.

I'm going to hell!

Kobe played I Spy and he said, "I spy a mountain."

Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.

Stop making jokes about Kobe.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

What did the helicopter say to the mountain?

Kobe!!!

Just send me to hell already.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."