Kobe jokes

What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.

They never land well.

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.