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Shooting

Anonymous

If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call “Kobe!” but miss, it’s still a Kobe.

Friend

Okayasu_Nijimura

Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn’t miss his last shot.

Crash

LeoLavender

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

Crash

Anonymous

i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn

Hell

Probably gunna burn

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

Accident

Kobe bryant

What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe

Life

Anonymous

Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.

Jail

Anonymous

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail

Helicopter

Enrico Pucci

Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one

Land

😆

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well

Straight

demiurge

NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter

Die

Anonymous

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else… the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”

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Orphan

Kobe

Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees

Darkness

Name654name

When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter

Fire

Anonymous

This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said “HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA”

Puns

Not cool man

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…

Mountain

LEBRON JAMES 🏆

kobe played i spy and he said i spy a mountain

Make

Anonymous

Stop making jokes bout Kobe

Kobe

Anonymous

Haha Dead

Bet

Anonymous

1v1 said kobe lebron james says ok bet and bet the money bro ok lets get it

Die

Anonymous

People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died

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