Kobe jokes

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.

I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...

Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.

Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

What did the helicopter say?

Helicopter: "Kobe!"

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.