Kobe jokes
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."