Kobe jokes
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.