Kobe jokes
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
If you take a shot, a paper wad, in the trashcan, and call "Kobe!" but miss, it's still a Kobe.