If you take a shoot a paper wad in the trashcan, and call “Kobe!” but miss, it’s still a Kobe.
Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn’t miss his last shot.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
i usualyy tell jokes abt kobe but they usully crash and burn
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he’ll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I’M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What did the helicopter say Helicopter: Kobe
Kobe ended so many games with threes now he ends his life with trees.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail
Call me Kobe Bryant cause imma helicopter out of this one
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well
NWA: Straight Outta Compton Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter. Apparently when the helicopter caught fire Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else… the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it”
Curry hits 3s and Kobe hit 3 trees
When You Throw paper at a hill you can say " Hey look it is like Kobes Helicopter
This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said “HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA”
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn’t land with people…
kobe played i spy and he said i spy a mountain
Stop making jokes bout Kobe
1v1 said kobe lebron james says ok bet and bet the money bro ok lets get it
People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died