Kobe jokes
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
I think Kobe misunderstood the 6-ft rule.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.