Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.