Kobe Bryant jokes

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

I'd tell you a Kobe joke.

But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.

Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.