Kobe Bryant jokes
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"