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I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
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What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Did you know an eraser on a pencil slowly dies from your mistakes?
And did you know you're actually supposed to live for 25 minutes, but every time you breathe, it resets time?
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.