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Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

What is the one word orphans don’t know? Homework.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.

Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.

Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.

I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What do you call a person with no nose and no body?

Nobody knows.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.

Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!

Why can’t the orphan play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!

Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.