Know jokes
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
When you when, the when at, when with you know, the you, you, that you ever, when... you dont know whats going on.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Did you know that former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
If Kenny had a son, we all know he would also be his brother.
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.