Know jokes
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
Memes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
What's the difference between an umbrella and a tree?
I don't know.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Know (DYM 54).