Know jokes

My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Person you don't know, my name.

Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?

I don't know.

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?

His buns were too tight.

You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?

Answer:

These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.