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Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?

Me: Where's your parents?

Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?

Me: Because it has a home button.

Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.

Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.

How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Why the actual f

is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!

Did you know that ASL is a dead language?

Yeah, nobody speaks it.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-

You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.

I don't know.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!