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Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?

Orphan: *Sobs* "No."

God, I love working at an orphanage!

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

That's kinda sus, you know?

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.

And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like

You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?

Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know what home is.

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

True story.

Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?

Son: I don't know.

Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.

Best part about being an orphan?

Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!