Know jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3