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What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"

My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

Why don’t orphans play poker?

'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

I mess up goats for unicorns?

Jimmy the Unicorn or goat.

I don't even know.

How come orphans know how to do laundry?

Cause that's usually the mom's job.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

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You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Do you know Wildee?

What's that?

Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.