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Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?

A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

I know five fat people, and you're three of them.

What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

Son (in a happy tone): I know.

Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."

The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."

The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"

You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?

Having to wait your turn.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

What makes a joke a dad joke?

I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."

Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"

Guy: "Yup"

Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"

Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"

Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.

He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.

We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

If you don't like my suicidal jokes, sorry man, didn't know it cut that deep.

The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.

Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.