Know-how jokes

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"

They jinxed it by saying "never sink."

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.

Do you know how to make a plumber cry?

Kill his family.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.