Know-how jokes

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"

They jinxed it by saying "never sink."

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.

You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?

Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(