Know-how jokes

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.

Nobody knows how bad you smell.

Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?

Person: Yea, why?

Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)

Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, but in order to get takeout, you have to know how to speak a foreign language.” Poipole says “Pika!”

A blind man went to a restaurant.

"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.

The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?

I know how to use an exercise band.

Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.

These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.

2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.

Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.

You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"

They jinxed it by saying "never sink."

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.