You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
Know-How Jokes
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
Why do orphans have phones?
Because they don't know how to call home.
It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.
Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
