Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A: You slap her
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
How do you fit a baby in a bowl... a blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
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