I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.
I believe in a woman's right to choose... ... whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
What is purple, small , and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
are you my pantry bc u look like a snack ;)
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-Raising
what is the difference between a woman and my fridge.
only one moans when i put my meat in it
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you're done My last thought : am I a murder
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
