Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen......to clean the rest of the house
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
If dust mites are found in dust, Bedbugs are found in beds where are cockroaches found in?
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A: You slap her
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
How do you fit a baby in a bowl... a blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips
The other day my wife said "take me someplace I have never been before, I said why don't you try the kitchen! "
Why is Vegetable soup hard to cook! Because you can’t fit the Wheelchair in
I was making vegetable soup yesterday but the wheelchair wouldn’t fit
I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.
I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food
