Kitchen jokes
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you call a flat emo?
A cutting board.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS!
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.