When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A MIXTAPE CHEF
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
