New Kitchen Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

i want a bigger couch why your going to be in the kitchen most the time any way

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.

Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?

Self-Raising

HOW DID A MAN KNOW HIS WIFE DIED DISHIS START PILIENG UP

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

I know an orphan named Zara and he has never hade homemade food

Hey Siri, where is my dad? Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen! Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas. ...WhAT-

Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.

1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen

How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing? Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.

1 like = 1 more child in my fryer

My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.