Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. -- What a waste of thyme.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer? -- The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
