What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What kind of band never plays music?
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
