What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
What do the Twin towers and Murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.
Why kind of experience does a feminist have? being a bitch
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂
what kind of mountain does everyone like? mountain dew!!! hahah
Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :^))
and slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
How did they figure out what kind of shampoo Paul walker used? They found his “head and shoulders” in the the dash.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
What kind of music do wind turbines like ? They are big , heavy metal fans !
