Kind jokes
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What kind of band never plays music?
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.