Kind Jokes

What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

The Mikey Jackson club

How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

what kind of band never plays music

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me it comes and goes very easily

What kind of animal falls from the sky??????

Answer- A raindeer

what kind of cheese protects castles

MOAT-zerrela

What kind of dogs do miners like best

Golden retrievers haha get it

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!

What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into

Home Depot

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.

What kind of mask are you warring?

An Elon Mask!

What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.

What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda

What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Me:Help I'm stuck in a trap Friend:What kind? Me:It's called life, yeah I've been trying to get out of it for 6 years now, it just won't let me go. Friend:That's not funny.. Me:Yeah? Nor is wanting to die, yet I'm still over here laughing every time I try to. Friend:I'm calling your mom. Me:She knows. Friend:Whats she doing to help, then? Me:She's supposed to help? Friend:Have you told your dad? Me:I will when he comes back. Friend:Where is he? Me:I don't know he's been gone for 15 years. Friend:.... Me:What? Friend:Why? Me:Why what? Friend:Why would you joke like that? Me:I was joking.. Friend:I know. Me:Oh. I didn't know. Friend:... Me:Have a nice day, I'll see you tomorrow..Maybe..