Kind jokes
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Memes
What kind of cars do Mexicans drive?
A Juanda.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
My dad is nice!
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.