Kind jokes
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Kindly yeet someone!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.