Kind jokes
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Kindly yeet someone!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.