What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
