What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar. The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu and in the 9/11 something very dangerous flu.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza
What kind of dress does a roblox floppa house have? "ADDRESS! "
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
May our days be abundant, a dance of delight, May I navigate life with courage, taking flight. May our journey be a beauty, a blessing so sweet, May I celebrate friendships, where hearts and souls meet.
May our nights be bright, with laughter and cheer, May we live with love, eliminating every fear. May I grow in kindness, a serenade of grace, May our lives be a marvel, a splendid embrace.
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
