Q.What kind of school does an ice cream man go to? A.Sunday school! Psst!Don't understand?Well,"Sunday"sounds like "Sundae".Get it now?Nope?Sorry.Plus,it's a ice cream homophone joke.
What is the richest kind of air? A millionaire
what kind of shells do tanks use to cheat? a-cheat shells
Kindly Yeet Someone!
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop.
What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?
A bullfrog!
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
dad: "honey ill be right back i need to get some papers " me: "ok" falls asleep.. *wakes up in an adoption center* damn it was those kind of papers..
What kind of punch hurts a kid the most? A sandyhook
What kind of knight puts dumb jokes on the internet?
You
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
Uma thurman in pulp fiction was very kind and possibly the sweetest character unless you count her forehead as of now
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.