Kind jokes
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Uma Thurman in "Pulp Fiction" was very kind and possibly the sweetest character, unless you count her forehead as of now.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.