Kind of jokes
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality.
If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most? The “cold and passed out” kind.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?
Yours.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.