3 rednecks Billy,Joe and John talk about they hobbies, they agree shooting. John says i like shooting animals. Joe says I like shooting birds. Billy says I like shooting cans. Joe and John ask "what kind of can like bear cans, pepsi cans or cola cans". Billy respond Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans and Asian Americans.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.
knock knock ones
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church? The Hole-y Bible.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim-denim-denim!
What kind of car does Pikachu drive? A volts-wagon
What kind of cake can a orphan not have? Homade
