What kind of Videos Orphans cant watch?Family friendly Content.
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?
Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
