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Kind of jokes

Pickle

What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?

A pickle.

Music

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?

A: “Wrap” music.

School

Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.

Teacher: What kind of appointment?

Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈

True story.

Nut

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.

I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.

Candy

Pride

What’s the best kind of candy to offer at a Pride parade?

Skittles.

Marriage

Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"

State

What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

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  • School

    Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

    Pedophile

    What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.