What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What kind of clothing should you wear on “ hump day”? Camelflouge.
What kind of Videos Orphans cant watch?Family friendly Content.
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈
True story
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F- juan fifty
what's a wood peckers favourite kind of jokes.
knock knock ones
what kind of streets do ghosts haunt? - Dead ends
what kind of shit does a ghost take everytime? a spooky dookie
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
What kind of ball does amy rose like? Blue balls.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
